On this fine day twenty years ago I was born.
That is all. For now. I expect celebrations to be had in my name. I want statues made of gold.
"Buy my soda said the moose diarrhea salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we bought it home and opened it, it was not what we thought we were getting. And instead of searching for something better, we settled for searching for another moose diarrhea salesman."